... and gigs for free.
"Apple is magical," rhapsodizes music-lover Daniel W.
Meanwhile, in the overcast business district of Jassans-Riottier, where the stores are all closed but there's a bustle in the hedgerow, local resident Romain belts "I found the Stairway to Heaven just 100m from my house!"
Yes, there are two paths you can go by.
But in the long run ... you won't get there on any of these buses, shared by Alex Allan, wailing "you wait for one, and XXX all come together!"
Nor on this train of the damned from Finn Jere
No, it's very clear the mandatory mode is Zeppelin.
This post originally appeared on The Daily WTF.