Error’d: Chill

No real theme this week, just some random groaners to tide you through the weekend.

Historian Drew W. wonders "I'm not sure which is weirder: the fact that Verizon has a bunch of numbers after it or that AT&T seems to be stuck in roughly 2013 (when Sprint killed the Nextel network for good)."

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"It wasn't helpful," grouses Willy of His Majesty's Mailfolk. "Are they trying to tell me they no longer deliver?"

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An anonymous immortal figures "With the power of compounding interest, I should be a zillionaire!" Disregarding the zero initial balance, sure.

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A different anonymous hockey fan coolly comments "That's why you need a dry run ;-)" complete with winky.

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Finally, surnameless Kim find's Oracle's metrics coming up short. "Why does Oracle need to be so negative about my virtual machine's performance?"

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