Do we need better verb tenses to describe a counterfactual present from the future perspective? Any trained linguists in the audience, please helped out.
Reinier B. will wonder "Does this mean my cloud storage plan never expires? Or does it expire every day at noon? It's an obvious phishing mail though."
From ground central of the most durable time traveler "ever", Michael R. noted a London club with a wrinkle: "...their events people seem to have a relaxed approach to date and time." To be fair, this entry was provided in an alternate timeline where it's still 2025.
Heterodox theorist TheRealSteveJudge announces "Scientists say it is very safe to assert that teleportation is NOT possible in our universe. I do not believe in this assertion."
"Time travellers of the world, unite!" Stuart could have proclaimed. "It seems that this medical clinic is branching into an as yet untapped wellspring of clients: time travelers!"
Finally Jason H. predicts that Hell will freeze over any day now. "In addition to having lows 10 - 20 degrees below average for this time of the year, the world is ending after 2/2/26. I'm trying to stay warm, not plan for the end."
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